Got that perfect plate ready for Instagram or social media fame? Your photo is cropped, filtered and edited for your feed, but you just don’t know what to write? Whether it’s a steaming slice of pizza, a homemade baking creation of even just tantalizing image of a taco, we’ve gone ahead and put together a bumper list of the best food captions for Instagram below!
Already, so ‘lettuce’ begin (sorry ‘olive’ for food puns ?).
Top 10 best food captions for Instagram 2020
We’ve got over 300 Instagram food captions for you below but, in case you don’t have ‘thyme’ (get it?), we’ve put our 10 favourite food captions for Instagram below:
- Everything is fine if it is made of chocolate.
- I like hashtags because they look like waffles #
- If only taking a picture made this meal last longer.
- Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
- Life is a combination of magic and pasta. Federico Fellini
- Party like a guac star.
- Seconds, thirds… who’s counting?
- The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is to eliminate food searches from my browser history.
- Waiting on time travel so I can come back and eat this again.
- We found love in a hopeless plate.
Best food quotes for Instagram
Most of this article is dedicated to red-hot captions but sometimes it’s nice to use famous food quotes from celebrities, authors and the like. With that in mind, here’s a collection of our favourite food lover quotes:
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. Oscar Wilde
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. Orson Welles
Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality. Clifton Fadiman
Food feeds both the body and soul – there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom’s secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you’re sick. Michael Mina
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. Dorothy Day
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself. Delia Smith
Food is not just eating energy. It’s an experience. Guy Fieri
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts! James Beard
Good food is healthy food. Food is supposed to sustain you so you can live better, not so you can eat more. Some people eat to live, and some people live to eat. Yolanda Adams
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing. Joss Whedon
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. Mahatma Gandhi
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Short food caption ideas
Just like you gobble up your food in record time, so you might want to keep your caption for food short and sweet. Here’s a few brief ideas for your caption for Instagram or even for food captions for Facebook!
A taste of the food life.
Always pour too much hot chocolate sauce into hot cups. It makes people very happy and puts them in debt.
Calories don’t count at happy hour.
Came for the food, stayed… for the food.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Cheese: the leap of milk towards immortality.
Eating good food is my favorite thing in the world. Nothing is happier.
Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Food is really the most effective medicine.
Forms for my heart: 1. Buy food 2. Make food 3. Be food.
Go big or go home.
Happiness is homemade.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you!
I think about food literally all day every day. It’s a thing.
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I think I was immediately fed, so food became an essential part of my life.
If you combine good flavors, food turns into an orchestra.
If you want to avoid heartache, fall in love with food. It’ll never break your heart.
If you’re afraid of butter use cream.
Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Most people eat to live… I live to eat!
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well.
One does not simply not have seconds.
People who love to eat are always the best people.
Sorry – I’m in a relationship. With food.
Television + food, a match made in heaven.
The cauliflower is not more than the cabbage with university education.
The only side piece I need.
The only thing I like the most about talking about food is eating.
There is no sincere love than the love of food.
There’s nothing more romantic than Italian food.
We all eat, & it would be a sad waste of an opportunity to eat badly.
We are not in French fries.
When I cannot eat, I talk about eating.
When you think you see your food coming at a restaurant, and then you realise it’s not yours.
You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
You know, food is like that, it’s a hug for people.
Sassy captions for delicious food
Let’s keep your caption sassy and a little sarcastic, shall we? Here are a few great food caption ideas with a side of sass:
[food name] goals.
A caucus party is just a meeting.
Another thing to talk about food is food.
Calculate calories, do not count calories.
Do not top-up, eat some spaghetti.
Eat, play, die anyway.
Enjoy a taste of heaven.
Food is always a good idea.
Goodies for the foodies.
I have such a mushroom in your heart!
Live … love … eat.
People who eat are always the best.
Savour the flavour.
Whatever you see, I left spaghetti.
When my plate is low, I am a good person.
When you mix good flavors, then the food turns into the orchestra.
You are what you eat, so it is not quick, cheap, and easy.
You gotta nourish to flourish.
You know, food is the same – it’s an embrace for people.
Dona kills my vibration.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
First, we eat then we do everything else.
If someone else is paying for it, food tastes a lot better.
If the food was free, why work?
Funny Instagram food captions
Funny food captions are our jam, along with terrific food puns of course. We’ve curated some of the best funny captions for food for you:
Another day, another 13,000 calories. Andy Lassner
Every time you use the word healthy, you lose. The key is to make a tasty and delicious meal that looks healthy.
Food is like S-E-X: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Great food is like great S-E-X. The more you have the more you want.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Never eat more than you can lift.
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jelly beans.
Your energy booster.
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Food Instagram captions to suit your mood
Looking for the perfect food caption for Instagram to suit your mood? Whether you’re feeling salty of sweet, here are some ideas:
All I think about all day is food, and then I dream about it all night.
Being in love with food isn’t a statement. It is an emotion.
Enjoying the day.
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving, and identity.
Guess which part of this meal I did not eat. (Hint: it was the salad).
Happy customer, happy life.
Home is wherever I’m with food.
I may settle for everything but with food there is no compromise.
If I can, I love staying in pajamas all day and watching movies and eating good food.
I’m not drooling, you are.
In the mood for food.
Millennials who munch.
Our happy place.
The place to be.
Vibes in our space.
Friends and food captions for Instagram
Food is better shared, with family or with friends. There’s nothing like gathering around the table, passing dishes around while chatting, right? Right. Check out one of these great friends and food Instagram captions:
Being a foodie is difficult because all you want to do is eat – sometimes your friends’ food as well.
Everything is better with friends and nigiris.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I am sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
If I share my food with you, it’s a big deal.
My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but cooking is not so easy.
My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it is not easier than cooking.
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.
Tag your burger buddy.
The best burgers are the ones shared with friends.
You can’t spell “friends” without “fries”.
You had me at happy hour.
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Instagram food captions about dieting
Now a list of the best good food quotes and captions isn’t complete without a section on dieting and weight loss quotes, even if some of them are a little tongue in cheek! Here are some food caption ideas around diets:
A diet is a penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Didn’t go to the gym today, but… The cashier’s name at Mcdonalds was Jim. So, the same thing.
Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
How can I go on a diet? The fridge is still full!
I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.
I love dieting it always makes me think more about food.
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.
I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle.
I’ve been dieting ALL morning. Am I skinny yet?
If we do not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
If you can not remember my name, just say “chocolate” and I’ll turn around.
Incredibly nutritious and delicious.
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
People want honest and tasty food, not an ostentatious meal that takes days to prepare.
Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
Some days I eat salads and go to the gym. Some days I eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants.
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humour.
Today I was a hero. I kept some beer trapped in a bottle.
Who fasts but does no other good saves his bread but goes to hell.
You can say a lot about the character of a partner for his way of eating gummies.
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Instagram captions for mealtimes – great captions for breakfast, lunch and dinner
No matter the time of the day, there’s a caption to capture the meal. Whether that’s for a delicious dinner, breakfast, brunch or even lunch captions for Instagram, we’ve got a cracking list for you:
A morning feast.
A toast to the day ahead.
And in the morning, I’m making waffles.
Avocado toast for breakfast? Groundbreaking.
Breakfast of Champions, and normal people like me.
Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
Brunch: the socially acceptable excuse to drink all day.
But first, brunch.
Champagne-free brunch is just a sad breakfast.
Don’t feel awful, just eat the waffle.
Eating breakfast is a good way to thank your body.
Everyone who says money can not buy happiness, clearly never had this lunch.
Flipped to perfection.
Good food is all the sweeter when shared.
I do not need a coach but someone who follows me and slaps me in unhealthy foods.
If ice cream for dinner is wrong, I don’t want to be right
I’m having fruit for dinner. Okay, it’s mainly grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, fine, I’m having wine for dinner.
I’m such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheer for me.
It’s a sunnyside day.
Let’s talk about brunch, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.
Mornings made better.
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.
People want honest and tasty food, not a pretentious meal that takes days to prepare.
Start your day right.
There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food. Ron Swanson
When people you admire a lot seem to think of deep thoughts, they’re probably thinking about lunch.
You’re egg-stra special.
Coffee and Tea Captions
We definitely have a brewmance with tea and coffee, especially when paired with a (couple of) cookies. With that in mind (or stomach), here are a few great captions for coffee or tea:
A coffee a day keeps the grumpiness away.
A glass of positivi-tea.
Bean thinking bout you.
Brew can do it.
But first, coffee.
Have a brew-tea-ful day.
I love you so matcha.
Just brew it.
Let’s have a par-tea.
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby!
Something to perk up your day.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
To start: Just add coffee.
You deserve a (coffee) break.
Dessert and candy captions
Sugar, spice and all things nice. Yup, we all love desserts and puddings. We love sweet treats so much that we’ve found the ultimate captions for things like cookies, cake, chocolate and donuts!
“No thanks, I don’t like chocolate,” said no one ever.
A well-rounded treat.
Bake it till you make it.
Baking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Being a grown-up is the best, you don’t need permission to have dessert for dinner.
Broken cookies… they have no calories!
Donut kill my vibe.
Donut worry be happy.
First, let’s eat and do the rest.
Go shawty! It’s sherbert day.
I knead this in my life.
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want the dessert. Jason Love
I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy.
Let’s dough this.
Life is short. Eat more donuts.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
No matter how full I am, I still have room for dessert.
Pie love you.
Relational situation: only a third portion of donuts. Keith Wynn
Such a sweetie pie.
Suga, suga how’d you get so fly?
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
The coo-key to my heart.
You bake me happy.
You can not live a full life on an empty stomach.
You do not need a silver fork to eat well.
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Burger Captions (with a side of fries captions)
There’s nothing like a meaty (or vegan!) burger to get your taste buds singing and your photo sharing! We’ve found some great captions for burgers for you to use on Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat and more!
A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.
Always a good time for burgers.
Body by burgers.
Burger is always better.
Burger on the brain.
Burgers are my favorite food group.
Burgers are our love language.
Burgers cure what ails you.
Don’t be sad… we live in a world with cheeseburgers.
Eyes on the fries.
French fries are those potatoes who went to Harvard.
Fry-day is the best day.
Gigi Hadid eats a burger once a week and so do I.
Gouda is good, but cheddar is better.
Ground beef between your teeth.
I’ve got my eyes on the fries.
In a relationship…with this burger.
It has lettuce and tomato…so a burger is basically a salad.
Life is too short to miss out on double cheeseburgers.
Love is in the air, and it’s medium rare.
Our pickles are kind of a big dill.
Status: in a relation-chip.
Suns out, buns out.
The best burgers come from the best cows.
The fries is right.
There’s no we in fries.
Tomatoes grow up to be ketchup.
We don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
When life throws you a burger, eat it.
Where’s the beef?
You can finish that cheeseburger. I believe in you.
You did something today to deserve a burger.
You’re the only bun for me.
Now we do love Mexican food, and burritos are right up there with the best. Somehow, burritos also lend themselves to some very funny captions for food, so pick one of these hilarious options:
7 days without a burrito makes one weak.
A good burrito is a religious experience.
Bean here, done that.
Bigger isn’t always better, unless we’re talking about burritos.
Byob — bring your own burrito.
Can you be addicted to guac? Asking for a friend.
Eat burritos like no one is watching.
Either you love burritos, or you’re wrong.
Everything is better in burrito form.
Forks are just for when burrito fillings fall out.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of queso.
Love is when they know your burrito order by heart.
Love you from my head to my burri-toes.
Our burritos pair well with tequila and poor decision making.
Rice to meat you.
Seat warmer? more like burrito warmer.
Take a guac on the wild side.
They see me rollin…
This is how we roll.
This is mex-traordinary.
Usually when you roll something this good, it’s illegal.
We build a better burrito.
We’ve created a monster (burrito).
Where you bean all my life?
Wrap your day up right.
Whether it’s a melty mac and cheese, a zesty pesto and penne or mama’s bowl of spaghetti bolognaise, pasta is soul food. Here are a few great pasta captions for Instagram, else perhaps check out our full list of Comforting Quotes and Captions here.
A penne for your thoughts?
Call me Kim Carbdashian.
Don’t be upsetti, eat spaghetti.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Mac and cheese please.
Pasta la vista!
Penne for your thoughts?
Return of the MAC.
The ultimate comfort food.
It’s a pizza pie! Whether you’re getting a slice in New York, or the home of pizza in Naples Italy, pizza is like the universal language of food (and love?). To capture your love of pizza perfectly, we’ve got some great pizza captions for Instagram for you:
A well balanced meal is a slice in both hands.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a pizza.
Always crust your instincts.
Be nice, share a slice.
Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza.
Everything I am, I owe to pizza.
healthy? Asking for a friend.
I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
If you try hard enough, anything can go on a pizza.
It’s pizza o’clock.
Keep your friends close, and your pizza closer.
Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
Make pizza, not war.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza and that’s almost the same thing.
My love language is pizza.
Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza.
No one is perfect, except pizza.
People who don’t like pizza are weirdoughs.
Pizza makes the world go ‘round.
Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
Slice slice baby.
The answer to “What time is it?” is always “Pizza time”.
The best pizzas are the ones we eat with friends.
The slice is right.
There are three food groups — crust, cheese, and sauce.
There is no better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Whatever the question, pizza is the answer.
Worry less and eat more pizza.
Somehow sushi captions are just full of laughs – just ‘roll’ with it ?. Check out our list of our favourite sushi captions for IG below:
A balanced diet is a sushi roll in each hand.
Dream big, eat sushi.
Fish and rice are soy nice.
I like big rolls and I cannot lie.
I wish for fish.
It’s never too early for sushi.
It’s sushi time and I’m feeling fine.
Just roll with it.
Just the way we roll.
Keep your friends close and your sushi closer.
Let’s get sushi, just for the halibut.
Long-time no sea.
Love and sushi are a lot alike. You can never have too much of either.
More sushi, please.
Neither snow nori rain stays these hands from sushi.
Never enough nigiri.
Our sushi is crabtivating.
Paradise in each grain of rice.
She believed she could, sushi did.
She knew she needed sushi.
Stuffed to the gills.
Sushi doesn’t ask silly questions.
Sushi is my favorite art form.
There’s no such thing as too much sushi.
Tuna for two.
Wake up little sushi.
We bleed soy sauce.
We dance to a different tuna.
We don’t skimp on shrimp.
We’re all over this sushi like white on rice.
Taco me back to the days before Instagram! Now, but seriously, we love Instagram and you probably do too. So let’s help you caption your taco picture for Instagram with one of these great taco captions:
“I hate tacos” said no Juan ever.
Don’t trust people who don’t like tacos.
Exhale negativity, inhale tacos.
Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty.
How many tacos is too many? Asking for a friend.
I may look like I’m paying attention, but I’m really just thinking about tacos.
I’d rather eat tacos than be skinny.
In a relationship with tacos.
Less hate, more tacos.
Let’s day drink and eat tacos.
Make salsa, not war.
My favorite animal is a tacosaurus.
No tickie, no taco.
Our tacos are Mexcellent.
Tacos with a side of tacos please.
Tgitt — thank god it’s taco Tuesday.
The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.
Wake up and smell the tacos.
Wanna see a magic trick? I can make these tacos disappear.
What’s happenin’, hot sauce?
Yeah I’m into fitness… fitness whole taco in my mouth.
You are spec-taco-lar.
You had me at tacos.
Increasing engagement on your food captions for Instagram
Now just posting your fabulous food photo and caption on Instagram isn’t enough to get it thousands of comments and likes. You should make sure you give it the best chance to reach more eyeballs than your own following.
How? Firstly, by using the right food hashtags since these can really help expose your Instagram post to more potential viewers. Want to find out how to do that? Read our full Instagram Hashtag Cheat Sheet here.
Then, you could also rely on a repost account to try and get further reach, and attract new followers to your account. Want to know how? Check out our Guide to Getting Featured here.
What did you think of our list of epic food love quotes? Did you find the absolutely perfect caption for delicious food, drink and recipes? If not, do drop us some food caption ideas in the comments below, or get in touch!
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